Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough
The Rugrats don’t have time for your gender-essentialist bullshit.
Please know that if you date me, I am a very touchy person. I will like to pet your head and hold your hand, rub your shoulders or hug you a lot. Simply put, to physically feel you in some way is very comforting to me and I can’t really apologize for it, it just feels natural to me and makes me happy.
you dangerous, dangerous people
That’s what I never understand about the purge movies, if all laws were suspended I still don’t want to commit fucking MURDER.
If I could have laws suspended, I’d destroy loan and mortgage records a la the end of Fight Club so people didn’t have any debt.
But I guess I’m not thinking creative enough.
wait, people aren’t allowed to start gardens in their front yards?