On my wedding day, I’m gonna recite my vows twice.
Once at the altar and again in the bedroom.
With my tongue.
On her pussy.
One letter at a time.
So when are we getting married again?
Like, what time today?
The Man Who Lives Alone
My Intro to Comics final about ghosts and love.
is this what responsibilities look like
can i just
so bill nighy was wearing a motion capture suit and screaming at johnny depp
and johnny depp had to scream back
without either of them laughing
just imagine that. two grown men, one in pyjamas with balls on his face, and the other in a pirate costume, screaming at the top of their lungs at each other