stunningpicture:

The 99 pack hit stores today. The only place it fits is in my hallway.

This….this is love!

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septemberwildflowers:

good things about autumn

  • wearing layers
  • everything has pumpkin flavor in it
  • sWEATERS
  • when u step on leaves and they do the crumpy thing
  • mornings that are crisp and sweet and cold
  • crackly fires
  • the drop in temperature brings out an attractive natural flush
  • did I mention pumpkins
  • those eensy beensy ones
  • u know the ones i mean 
  • autUMN, GUYS

unamusedsloth:

Are we bad people for laughing at the mishaps of kids?

suprastar:

sadunkin:

afresherowtlook:

Trust.

Next level trust.

Love that show so much
suprastar:

sadunkin:

afresherowtlook:

Trust.

Next level trust.

Love that show so much
suprastar:

sadunkin:

afresherowtlook:

Trust.

Next level trust.

Love that show so much
suprastar:

sadunkin:

afresherowtlook:

Trust.

Next level trust.

Love that show so much
suprastar:

sadunkin:

afresherowtlook:

Trust.

Next level trust.

Love that show so much
suprastar:

sadunkin:

afresherowtlook:

Trust.

Next level trust.

Love that show so much
suprastar:

sadunkin:

afresherowtlook:

Trust.

Next level trust.

Love that show so much
suprastar:

sadunkin:

afresherowtlook:

Trust.

Next level trust.

Love that show so much
suprastar:

sadunkin:

afresherowtlook:

Trust.

Next level trust.

Love that show so much
suprastar:

sadunkin:

afresherowtlook:

Trust.

Next level trust.

Love that show so much

suprastar:

sadunkin:

afresherowtlook:

Trust.

Next level trust.

Love that show so much

(Source: wenchyfloozymoo)

kingcitywitch:

inlikewithlife:

chaotic-awesome:

I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir

This drink tastes awful, but I can’t waste alcohol: a sequel

I’m going to get a bigger glass and add more mixer and have way too much to drink: The Thrilling Conclusion

eldiablocabra:

i-wanna-build-a-sn0wman:

flawlessspecter:

hiccuptherunt:

sakurasunshine:

keep-calm-and-disney-on:

HERCULES IN THE 2ND GIF OMFG

THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY IMPORTANT THOUGH

Hercules is THE DEFINITION of a gentleman. Her dress strap slips down and HE PUTS IT BACK UP because he’s like “No, she’s a lady, she deserves my respect. Control yourself. Leave, just leave.”

Imagine if all guys/girls had that much respect for people they were attracted to…the world would be a lot better and safer, I can tell you that.

Also have to remember he’s never had a girl actually hit on him before.

2nd gif: #zeUS TAKE THE WHEEL #I NEED AN ADULT #WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS

if zeus took the wheel this would have ended much differently

HEY WHATS UP?! WANNA BANG??!!

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(Source: a-madeus)

(Source: blazepress)

thewriterkid:

pleatedjeans:

22 Times Tumblr Users Reported Back From the Real World

That bottom one… I will be that dad. It is my destiny. thewriterkid:

pleatedjeans:

22 Times Tumblr Users Reported Back From the Real World

That bottom one… I will be that dad. It is my destiny. thewriterkid:

pleatedjeans:

22 Times Tumblr Users Reported Back From the Real World

That bottom one… I will be that dad. It is my destiny. thewriterkid:

pleatedjeans:

22 Times Tumblr Users Reported Back From the Real World

That bottom one… I will be that dad. It is my destiny. thewriterkid:

pleatedjeans:

22 Times Tumblr Users Reported Back From the Real World

That bottom one… I will be that dad. It is my destiny. thewriterkid:

pleatedjeans:

22 Times Tumblr Users Reported Back From the Real World

That bottom one… I will be that dad. It is my destiny.

thewriterkid:

pleatedjeans:

22 Times Tumblr Users Reported Back From the Real World

That bottom one… I will be that dad. It is my destiny.

(Source: seventhlair)

piecesinprogress:

My guide to green smoothies! Included is a big list of tons of different things to add to your smoothie and my favorite basic recipe. I also put my 3 favorite green smoothies and a do & don’t guideline. I do want to add, however, that this guide is based on my experiences with smoothies and what I say at the end is the most important thing. This is your smoothie so make it the way you want it. Like a thicker smoothie? Add more ice! Like a more creamy smoothie? Add more frozen fruit. Enjoy raw cauliflower? Go right ahead! Use this guide as the jumping point for your own creativity! :)
Oh and the second most important thing: get a good blender! I cannot even begin to tell you how revolutionary it was getting a good quality blender after my old one broke. My old one just tore the greens to shreds so I ended up drinking leafy pieces. My new one truly breaks them down so it’s a drink not a liquid salad haha! :)
Want more smoothie ideas? Go here! piecesinprogress:

My guide to green smoothies! Included is a big list of tons of different things to add to your smoothie and my favorite basic recipe. I also put my 3 favorite green smoothies and a do & don’t guideline. I do want to add, however, that this guide is based on my experiences with smoothies and what I say at the end is the most important thing. This is your smoothie so make it the way you want it. Like a thicker smoothie? Add more ice! Like a more creamy smoothie? Add more frozen fruit. Enjoy raw cauliflower? Go right ahead! Use this guide as the jumping point for your own creativity! :)
Oh and the second most important thing: get a good blender! I cannot even begin to tell you how revolutionary it was getting a good quality blender after my old one broke. My old one just tore the greens to shreds so I ended up drinking leafy pieces. My new one truly breaks them down so it’s a drink not a liquid salad haha! :)
Want more smoothie ideas? Go here! piecesinprogress:

My guide to green smoothies! Included is a big list of tons of different things to add to your smoothie and my favorite basic recipe. I also put my 3 favorite green smoothies and a do & don’t guideline. I do want to add, however, that this guide is based on my experiences with smoothies and what I say at the end is the most important thing. This is your smoothie so make it the way you want it. Like a thicker smoothie? Add more ice! Like a more creamy smoothie? Add more frozen fruit. Enjoy raw cauliflower? Go right ahead! Use this guide as the jumping point for your own creativity! :)
Oh and the second most important thing: get a good blender! I cannot even begin to tell you how revolutionary it was getting a good quality blender after my old one broke. My old one just tore the greens to shreds so I ended up drinking leafy pieces. My new one truly breaks them down so it’s a drink not a liquid salad haha! :)
Want more smoothie ideas? Go here! piecesinprogress:

My guide to green smoothies! Included is a big list of tons of different things to add to your smoothie and my favorite basic recipe. I also put my 3 favorite green smoothies and a do & don’t guideline. I do want to add, however, that this guide is based on my experiences with smoothies and what I say at the end is the most important thing. This is your smoothie so make it the way you want it. Like a thicker smoothie? Add more ice! Like a more creamy smoothie? Add more frozen fruit. Enjoy raw cauliflower? Go right ahead! Use this guide as the jumping point for your own creativity! :)
Oh and the second most important thing: get a good blender! I cannot even begin to tell you how revolutionary it was getting a good quality blender after my old one broke. My old one just tore the greens to shreds so I ended up drinking leafy pieces. My new one truly breaks them down so it’s a drink not a liquid salad haha! :)
Want more smoothie ideas? Go here! piecesinprogress:

My guide to green smoothies! Included is a big list of tons of different things to add to your smoothie and my favorite basic recipe. I also put my 3 favorite green smoothies and a do & don’t guideline. I do want to add, however, that this guide is based on my experiences with smoothies and what I say at the end is the most important thing. This is your smoothie so make it the way you want it. Like a thicker smoothie? Add more ice! Like a more creamy smoothie? Add more frozen fruit. Enjoy raw cauliflower? Go right ahead! Use this guide as the jumping point for your own creativity! :)
Oh and the second most important thing: get a good blender! I cannot even begin to tell you how revolutionary it was getting a good quality blender after my old one broke. My old one just tore the greens to shreds so I ended up drinking leafy pieces. My new one truly breaks them down so it’s a drink not a liquid salad haha! :)
Want more smoothie ideas? Go here!

piecesinprogress:

My guide to green smoothies! Included is a big list of tons of different things to add to your smoothie and my favorite basic recipe. I also put my 3 favorite green smoothies and a do & don’t guideline. I do want to add, however, that this guide is based on my experiences with smoothies and what I say at the end is the most important thing. This is your smoothie so make it the way you want it. Like a thicker smoothie? Add more ice! Like a more creamy smoothie? Add more frozen fruit. Enjoy raw cauliflower? Go right ahead! Use this guide as the jumping point for your own creativity! :)

Oh and the second most important thing: get a good blender! I cannot even begin to tell you how revolutionary it was getting a good quality blender after my old one broke. My old one just tore the greens to shreds so I ended up drinking leafy pieces. My new one truly breaks them down so it’s a drink not a liquid salad haha! :)

Want more smoothie ideas? Go here!

  • 14 years old: I'm young but I know what I want. This isn't that hard, I'm all grown up already and have everything figured out.
  • 17 years old: Well, this is a little harder than I thought. School is almost ending. What am I going to do with my life?
  • 21 years old: What the fuck is going on? Where are my socks?

fknsex:

Butt grabbing is just the best thing ever