mamavalkyrie:

shakerattleandcrescentrolls:

devious-devil:

omnimodus:

apparently the key to happiness is to have a long and shitty winter
and if you can’t have that, surround yourself with deadly wildlife

or maybe these countries have free or reasonably priced health care, good education and costs nothing or very little, marriage equality(not all do however on the list but they at least aren’t extremely homophobic either), decent minimum wages, stable economies, low crime rates and so forth and also deadly wildlife because we protect our environment



Shots fired

mamavalkyrie:

shakerattleandcrescentrolls:

devious-devil:

omnimodus:

apparently the key to happiness is to have a long and shitty winter

and if you can’t have that, surround yourself with deadly wildlife

or maybe these countries have free or reasonably priced health care, good education and costs nothing or very little, marriage equality(not all do however on the list but they at least aren’t extremely homophobic either), decent minimum wages, stable economies, low crime rates and so forth and also deadly wildlife because we protect our environment

Shots fired

jalex-pierced-veil:

huffingtonpost:

'First Gay Hug (A Homophobic Experiment)' parodies ‘First Kiss’ viral video.

The last two guys kill me

comfortspringstation:

Kitten rejected by mother and raised by golden retriever
comfortspringstation:

Kitten rejected by mother and raised by golden retriever
comfortspringstation:

Kitten rejected by mother and raised by golden retriever
comfortspringstation:

Kitten rejected by mother and raised by golden retriever

comfortspringstation:

Kitten rejected by mother and raised by golden retriever

fuckyeah-nerdery:

darnni:

i-dont-know-just-stop:

britishstarr:

farnaz:

Can we all appreciate my sisters kindergarten class’ responses to what they thought the sun was made out of

god and jesus

Foam and String

Noah thinks the sun is a government conspiracy

Noah knows too much.

seekingtheunordinary:

deathbeforediet:

canwriteitbetterthanueverfeltit:

stand-up-comic-gifs:

Joan Rivers on the Ed Sullivan Show, 1967 (x)

HOW IN THE WORLD DID SHE TALK LIKE THIS BACK THEN AND END UP HOSTING A SHOW TEARING APART WHAT PEOPLE LOOK FOR A FRIGGING LIVING????

SHOCKED when I got to the bottom and saw “Joan Rivers”

You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

this man has had such a profound influence on the person i am today.

(Source: jimcarrey)

zenalien:

alyssaxxrees:

Each one of us is a brain, an athlete, a basket case, a princess and a criminal.
Sincerely yours, the Breakfast Club

lovelovelove

zenalien:

alyssaxxrees:

Each one of us is a brain, an athlete, a basket case, a princess and a criminal.

Sincerely yours, the Breakfast Club

lovelovelove

albinwonderland:

beardpornography:

thedevilswench:

cupcake-kills:

Up: Busy aristocrat with much to do, stressful day so the hair is not exactly styled and kept neat and clean.Down: Vampire.

damn

omfg. more like hair porn

oh

albinwonderland:

beardpornography:

thedevilswench:

cupcake-kills:

Up: Busy aristocrat with much to do, stressful day so the hair is not exactly styled and kept neat and clean.

Down: Vampire.

damn

omfg. more like hair porn

oh

(Source: veritow23)

midnighttomfoolery:

Disney Princesses as college students
midnighttomfoolery:

Disney Princesses as college students
midnighttomfoolery:

Disney Princesses as college students
midnighttomfoolery:

Disney Princesses as college students
midnighttomfoolery:

Disney Princesses as college students
midnighttomfoolery:

Disney Princesses as college students
midnighttomfoolery:

Disney Princesses as college students

midnighttomfoolery:

Disney Princesses as college students

(Source: College Humor)

Bow tie :)

(Source: hanerka)

bromancing-the-stone:

xxcookievampiressxx:

fernacular:

opaul:

zakdouchegans:

rohzana2:

Can a sister get a ‘HELL FUCKIN YEAH!’ For my buddy Scott, who protected a woman from her abusive ex! Scott was in the hospital for 8 days! The Asshat attacked him with a box cutter. Nose cut 3/4”, stabbed in the arm (16 stitches), the slash across his chest went through to his left lung puncturing it (30 staples)… He is much better now, but he has a lot of nerve damage across his chest and forearm where he was stabbed. He’s got a long way to go. Let’s see how many reblogs/RTs we can get for this BAMF!

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Dude.

Duuuuuuuuude.

I love this so much. So often you hear that people just become bystanders to stuff like this and they defend their lack of action as self preservation…way I see it, if you can’t bring yourself to help a fellow person in a situation like that then you’re already dead.

'are you flirting with me or are you like this to everyone' a classic novel by me

(Source: tany4)

how to get a thigh gap

  1. put a guys head between your legs